Post by gratz on Feb 28, 2009 16:34:12 GMT -5
No one who had ever met Gratz could say that he was very smart. Nor could they call him handsome, or, for that matter, could anyone even comment on how good he smelled. But what everyone who had ever met him could say was this: Gratz was one of the meanest fellows this side of the river. He was brutish and large, with thick rope-like muscles, and sandy, greasy fur that was always lumpy and matted. On good days he smelled like rotten fish, or rotten eggs, or anything else that was quite pungent when it decayed. And everyone who had ever met him could say, without embellishment, that Gratz would probably lose a game of wits with his own shadow.
That is, if was ever interested in playing games, which he wasn't. Nor was he very keen on grooming himself on even a semi-regular basis; nor was he ever content to roll in something that didn't smell like it was at least a week old and crusted with maggots. What Gratz was actually interested in wasn't that difficult to find out at all, really; especially if you happened to be the one he was pummeling, or threatening, or biting.
He grinned. Yes, biting. He remembered that last wolf he'd beat up - his sister, incidentally, trying to steal his food when he wasn't looking. She won't try that again, he snickered, then paused as a thought took hold of him. Well, I mean, if I was still there she wouldn't, he corrected himself. He wondered what she looked like now: still ugly, no doubt, but now with a floppy ear and a brutal scar across her bad eye. He could just imagine the stories they told about him back there, how he was the meanest of the lot. And scariest too, by a wide margin. Unless they included old Trendl in that list. Trendl had a terrifying temper and appearance. He had a crooked muzzle and one of his ears was mostly missing. He had so many scars that Gratz couldn't even count them all. Still, Gratz frowned. Even though Uncle Trendl looked about as scary as he acted, what with his mind going and all, Gratz was still the meanest, right?
He stopped in his slow march across the sandy banks of the river to consider this. He cocked his head and rolled his eyes back, contemplating, then flinching when the bright noon-day sun hit him in the eyes. He shook his head, then looked down at his paws, which were slowly being engulfed by the sand. Gratz, being far too busy thinking to notice this, actually sank down an inch. No... They were all pansies. Well... most of them were. Maybe Tronk and Falla were actual warriors like me. And maybe Gron too. And the Dragga and Drappa, too, I guess. He frowned deeper. Well, it doesn't matter. They just lost a great warrior, that's all. He snorted and, after pulling his paws out of the wet sand with a loud squelching sound, started ambling off slowly again. Well, nobody could deny that he was a good warrior in his own right, either: he had the strength to fight for a fair length of time, and to take on many blows, and he had the stupidity to keep fighting, even when it was a smarter idea to quietly run away and save his own skin.
That is, if was ever interested in playing games, which he wasn't. Nor was he very keen on grooming himself on even a semi-regular basis; nor was he ever content to roll in something that didn't smell like it was at least a week old and crusted with maggots. What Gratz was actually interested in wasn't that difficult to find out at all, really; especially if you happened to be the one he was pummeling, or threatening, or biting.
He grinned. Yes, biting. He remembered that last wolf he'd beat up - his sister, incidentally, trying to steal his food when he wasn't looking. She won't try that again, he snickered, then paused as a thought took hold of him. Well, I mean, if I was still there she wouldn't, he corrected himself. He wondered what she looked like now: still ugly, no doubt, but now with a floppy ear and a brutal scar across her bad eye. He could just imagine the stories they told about him back there, how he was the meanest of the lot. And scariest too, by a wide margin. Unless they included old Trendl in that list. Trendl had a terrifying temper and appearance. He had a crooked muzzle and one of his ears was mostly missing. He had so many scars that Gratz couldn't even count them all. Still, Gratz frowned. Even though Uncle Trendl looked about as scary as he acted, what with his mind going and all, Gratz was still the meanest, right?
He stopped in his slow march across the sandy banks of the river to consider this. He cocked his head and rolled his eyes back, contemplating, then flinching when the bright noon-day sun hit him in the eyes. He shook his head, then looked down at his paws, which were slowly being engulfed by the sand. Gratz, being far too busy thinking to notice this, actually sank down an inch. No... They were all pansies. Well... most of them were. Maybe Tronk and Falla were actual warriors like me. And maybe Gron too. And the Dragga and Drappa, too, I guess. He frowned deeper. Well, it doesn't matter. They just lost a great warrior, that's all. He snorted and, after pulling his paws out of the wet sand with a loud squelching sound, started ambling off slowly again. Well, nobody could deny that he was a good warrior in his own right, either: he had the strength to fight for a fair length of time, and to take on many blows, and he had the stupidity to keep fighting, even when it was a smarter idea to quietly run away and save his own skin.