Caption Contest II

[Wolfbane]

Well I do apologise for the last one being...slightly less than humourous, but well done to everyone! Here are the results for this picture:



Kanis: *grumble* here I was about to got to bed at 2:00am when Tamra/Wolfbane here IM's me and asks me to judge this caption contest. lol

1st place: Markaz
2nd place: Bila
3rd place: Talla
Honorable Mention: Fiory

(and just to note, i'm impressed by everybody that posted a caption for this rather unfunny picture. It definitly would take effort for that pic lol)

And all will recieve your points some time today

The new picture for this months caption contest is:



Same rules apply, don't spam, and keep comments inside your own entries.

Same prizes:
1st Place: 7 points
2nd Place: 5 points
3rd Place: 3 points
Honourable Mention: 1 Point.

[Winged Arrow]

[shadow=teal,left,9000]*The mother of the wolf out of the shot taps her foot growling. The wolf in the shot cowers and tries to look innocent*

"I swear to Tor mum, It wasn't me! Honest!"[/shadow]

[Scar]

Maybe cheating, who knows, i dont see no rule about this.
*Sniggers*



Heinz tomato sauce, cant eat without it[/i][/color]

[Stone]

I am sorry to intorupt but that picture is really funny.

[Bila]

Stone, what you just did is considered trying to get more posts. Do not post here again unless you are actually going to join in on the contest.

Wolf: Tastes oddly of...Oh no, Aunt Reta! I thought you were a herla!

[Falstaf]

Okay, here it goes:

News Reporter Live(not in picture):
"Okay, we are here in the local forest where a crime scene has unfolded. We have evidence of a body being found and we beleive it to be a murder. Now, the body is still there and the forensic scietists will be coming in soon to investigate. Let's go over and have a look" (walks over with the camera crew to where the untouched body was supposed to lay)
Wolf (in pic): (people stare at it, it stares at them and whimpers) "What did I do?" (cringes and steps away from the body)

[Dimitrii]

[glow=orange,2,300]Sweet! Lol now im pushing my luck by trying agian.

(btw Scar,.....that was great!!!)

//Just thought id have a little fun with accents, no offence to anyone \\
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Wolf In Pic (dragga of allied neighbour pack): *russian accent* Vhat a beautiful place! Zis scene is vunderful! Da...Zis is.....Oiy! who is ze bird brain who leaves such ze flithy carcas of ze herla lying around? Vas it you! You...are ze disgrace to my presence! zis claw has your name on it.... *runs down wolf 1*

Wolf 1 Outside Pic (dragga of domestic pack): *british accent* But dear sire! It surely couldn't have been me ...wait....*licks chops* Bloody hell, this cant be good for friendship...RUNN!!! MOMMIE!!!! *runs like hell*

Wolf 2 Outside pic (delta of the domestic pack) : *canadian accent*....SCORE!!!! Sallly! and Susie!, we gonna eat tonight!, eh? *drags herla to the forests*
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Hehe? Aww I tried....
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[Sarlic]

Oh goody! Lol *prances around like a twat* A caption contest!!

Here's My Try -

Wolf - *Munches away on herla carcass* mm...this tastes good...soo soo goo- *looks up*
Great Herd of Angry Herla - *random snorts and stamping hooves*
Wolf - *Starts backing away and licking blood off muzzle* Em...it wasn't me! I swear i wouldn't dare! I'm vegetarian!

[rain]

Wolf: "Ahh.. another great meal. Uh oh, I think I hear someone coming." Wolf stands his ground to protect his kill from being stolen.

hunter: "Looks like that wolf just helped me out. I havn't killed any deer all day." *slowly walks towards wolf*

Wolf: *growls* "Stay away, I made this kill so it's all mine. All mine"

hunter: "Here wolfie give me the deer."

wolf: *still growling* "Back off! If you don't you'll be sorry."

hunter: *looks at wolf* "What you've already started eating it? Just my luck." *walks off*

Wolf: "Stupid, of course I started eating it, I made the kill and I eat it." *takes more bites* "stuuid huan" *mouth full*

[Amaroq]

"Oooo I just HATE it when they eat that nasty grass!" *attempts to get grass out of teeth with tongue*

[Feran]

*Wolf wanders along humming innocently until... splat!*

Wolf: "What the hell am I standing on?"

[forestsprit]

Wolf 1.: (not in pic.) *jumps up and down* Ooooooo. Oooooooo My very first kill, o.k. now what do I do with it, brother?
Wolf 2.: (in pic.)*thinks, I'm hungry, how am I going to get rid of him? *
Wolf 1.: *whispers* Ummm, I got to go
Wolf 2.: Why don't you go over there *he points to a place along ways off* and I'll watch your kill
Wolf 1.:*trots off in the direction that his brother had pointed to him*
Wolf 2.: What an idiot *starts to dig in*
Wolf 1.: *he finishes and returns to find his brother eating his kill, he turns tords the den to tell mom* :(Mom, Shadow is eating my first kill
Mom: oh is he? *she and her son head towrds the kill
Wolf 2.: *turns around to see his mom standing over him looking like this ;D* Oooooopsyyyyyyys

[Blackfire]

I'm pathetic at this..

wolf in pic: *looks around carefully* Whew mom is no where in sight, I can finally stop eating this disgusting herla.
wolf no in pic: *yells from somewhere in distance* When I get back you'd better of at least eaten 15 bites young man!
Wolf in pic: Ok! *Grumbles* but I'm a veggitarian...

[Wolfbane]

And we'll close this competition here...the results will be up shortly, along with caption contest III and a brand new picture to entertain you all.

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Anything posted after this will be eaten, and your points will be served as side salad.