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Post by Wolfbane on Mar 17, 2005 17:53:57 GMT -5
It's that time of the month again... Here was last months prize winning picture:  First place, and thus the grand prize goes to Sarlic: Wolf - *Munches away on herla carcass* mm...this tastes good...soo soo goo- *looks up* Great Herd of Angry Herla - *random snorts and stamping hooves* Wolf - *Starts backing away and licking blood off muzzle* Em...it wasn't me! I swear i wouldn't dare! I'm vegetarian! Second place goes to FeranThird place goes to AmaroqAnd this months honourable mention goes to Scar, coz even though it shouldn't really count, it had many of us rolling on the floor with laughter. Congratulations all, your points hace been rewarded. Let's see how you fair with this months piccie...  You know the drill, same rules apply. *If you want to comment, do so with your own entry *Three entries per person. *No manipulating the pictures  |
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Post by Gryffin on Mar 17, 2005 22:26:27 GMT -5
Never really bothered trying one of these so I'll try!!muahah
wolf pup: *looks back and whispers quietly* mommy i think someone is starring at me...
*barks when mother ignores him* hey you.. yah you over there stop starring! yah I'm taking to you... STOP starring!
(few seconds later)
momyyy tell him to stop starring at my BUTT!
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Post by Cwen on Mar 21, 2005 13:46:30 GMT -5
Heheh, the last one was funny >.<
1st Attempt
Cub - *Sighs* this has to be the most uncomfortable position i have ever been in...
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Post by forestsprit on Mar 21, 2005 20:33:40 GMT -5
cub: why couldn't you have taken bob instead of me you know this is torcher to don't ya cub-sitter: *devil horns pop out of his head as he smiles*  |
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Post by SilverMist on Mar 23, 2005 11:07:53 GMT -5
never done one o' these before but might aswell giv it a shot......
Cub: put me down, Whitey, the she-varg chaser!
Wolf:*growls* shut up and stop it!
Cub: err.....Whitey...i think we're being hunted.
Wolf: *in a muffled voice* what would you know about hunting....and stop calling me Whitey.
Cub: she's looking really interested in you, Whitey
Wolf: *spins round, dropping the cub* Where?!
Cub: *runs away* HAHA! yeah, that Herla hind is really attractive!
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Post by razorblade on Mar 28, 2005 14:48:02 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Here goes nothing
Cub: Why are you carrying me like this?
Wolf: Like what?
Cub: Your holding me like I'm a hunk of meat.
Wolf: No, dinner doesn't talk back!
(meh, that was stupid... stupid stupid stupid!!!![/glow]
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Amaroq
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~I remember~Proud Healer and Emmisary of Koran~
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Post by Amaroq on Mar 30, 2005 20:41:14 GMT -5
((Ok, I'm gonna gloat for just one second. HEHEHE I GOT THIRD PLACE!!! Ok, done now. Might as well try this again...))
Palla: Larka! How many times do I have to tell you? If I catch you dancing on Brassa's grave ONE MORE TIME, I'll feed you to the ravens! *carrys Larka away*
Larka: Aww...Mooom....*glances wistfully at grave site*
My day for morbid humor...lol.
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Ookami
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~The Lost is not Forgotten~
Posts: 129
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Post by Ookami on Mar 30, 2005 20:48:11 GMT -5
Cub: Why are you carrying me like this?
Mother: *muffled* because they are here.
Cub: *looks behind him* Who are they? I don't see them?
Mother: *muffled* Sush, they will hear you?
Cub: But THERE IS NO ON ETHERE!!!!
Mother *muffles: *growls*
Cub: But...*fells mother's teeth sink in warningly* Yes mom....*sighs*
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Post by ~Crystal~ on Mar 31, 2005 16:29:50 GMT -5
mother: come on now dear
cub: well...It looks liek I ahve no choice.
mother: Oh well...nows top trying to bite your tail, you are no dometicated dog!
cub! ARF!
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Post by Mayan on Apr 2, 2005 16:59:36 GMT -5
1st attempt ((ohh, I'm so nervous!)) Cub: What's that nature photographer doing over there? Mother: Why, he's documenting our natural behavior. Cub: Oh is he? Well, document THIS! *moons photographer* *Shutter clicks* Mother: Grrrr. Dear! Think about how that will look on the cover of National Geographic! Cub: Sorry Ma. Heh Heh Heh! |
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Krystal Zanguzen
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Lead Scout and Emissary of Ge-Rad
Ge-Radian by Heart but Zanguzen by Blood
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Post by Krystal Zanguzen on Apr 5, 2005 13:24:22 GMT -5
(First attempt at this)
Mom: Time for morning excersise. *picks up her cub and starts jogging*
Pup: Mom! I'm not a weight!
Mom: *muffled voice* Yes you are my little dumbell.
Pup: *Looks towards audience* Meh, it's a living.
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Post by auryon on Apr 9, 2005 23:23:48 GMT -5
Never tried this… meh, there’s a first time for everything I s’ppose. Well, here I go:
1st attempt:
*Muffled - Pupsitter: Heavy… so heavy. Ya know, you should try the walking thing. Helps build strong bones and all…<br>
Pup: But my paws will get all dirty! Then I’ll look just like you… yuck!
Pupsitter: Whose the one that tastes like dirty fuzz? You’re such a pain in the butt!
Pup, smirking: I know, ain’t it wonderful?
2nd attempt:
Pup: 'Scuse me...
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Kahuri
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Sewn Together but so Broken up Inside
Posts: 380
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Post by Kahuri on Apr 19, 2005 18:32:57 GMT -5
Pup: Hey! Mom put me down! *Pauses as a group of females go by* Hey ladies! Heres Another: Pup: I'm hungry! Mom:Yes dear. Pup: I'm Thirsty! Mom: Yes dear. Pup:*looks sick* Ohh... I dizzy Mom: Yes dear. Pup: Ithink I'm going to blow chunks! Mom: Yes dear... Yet another... Pup: NOOO! NOOOOO! MOM IT"S LOOKING! Mom: *Worried and starts to panic* What is?! A Bear? A lion? A ... etc. Pup: No, a camra! Yeah it's bad, but oh well!  |
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Risk
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.nietan of sarnes. [don`t you hear them?]
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Post by Risk on Apr 19, 2005 19:25:03 GMT -5
Baby-sitter Wolf: "Mmm..Minty fresh-ness.  You should get the human`s toothpaste stuck in your fur more often! Cub: "Shut up.." -pouts- 2nd attempt- Pup: Can you put me down? Mother wolf: Yes ~5 minutes later~ Pup: Aren`t you gonna put me down? Mother: Yes ~20 minutes later~ Pup: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!  Mother: No.  (w00t.. The cheesy-nes of mine will eat you alive. Yay. nice one Razorblade.  They`re all great...) |
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Post by Wolfbane on Apr 21, 2005 11:20:41 GMT -5
Ok, thanks everyone for their contributions! I'll be asking the lurvely Tor to judge this months, so hang around and see what other dastardly photo's the God's can find to amuse you O yea, we'll announce the winners in the next thread!
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