Drappa's random thread!! ((private))

[Bila]

I...feel...SPECIAL!!!!!!!! Now I am forever bonded with Zephy! *whispers to Tarkah under hand* And she's a pretty interesting alter ego. *shifts eyes*

But I am afraid of one thing. Sporks. I have noticed they seem to be a favorite in these kind of threads...so I have destroyed them all! MUHAHAHA!

[Tren]

*bounds in* Did someone say...SPORK?! *loves sporks, grabs them all, and commences operation 'pelt Bila with Sporks'*

(T'is Tamra on another account, and I cba to sign in as Tamra, and Tren needs the points neway *g*)

[Moon Crypt]

*calls out for Talla* Our race if being held captive by Tamra! *watches as the large wolf takes all my bretheren and scratches head* hmmm i wonder... *sneaks up next to the former first and pokes a needle threw the fur and Tamra deflates into a scrawny runt of a wolf*

HAH! i knew it! *Stands triumphant over you*

[Tamra]

*is deflated*

<squeaky high pitched voice>Well I say...didn't expect that...

*sticks paw in mouth, blows, and reinflates*

<deep manly voice> Bwahahaha, the First of the Balkar, *coughs* I mean FormerFirst of the Balkar, and thus can never be defeated!!!!! *thwaps weird Shato/Zephyr hyrbid thing with smoked kipper* Take that vile...erm...what are you again? ;D

[Zasphra]

*hears Zephy call for her and goes under mind control* Must... followw... voice! *walks into walls going to Zephy*

Did someone call for me? *looks around and sees Tamra* OOO lookie! i bet u taste like licorice! *nibbles happily on Tamra's tail*

Anyone got Milk?

[Bila]

[glow=black,9,000]No, but I got fish. *throws it at Talla and then shows off*

Isn't my new color like so fitting on me? It's like uberly gorgeous, totally![/glow]

[Tarkah]

*gasps* did some one say....FISH?!?!
give me give me get!!

neuu Bila *strokes her fur* you shall escape the realms of the sporks and come with me to the realm of the kniferz, there you will be Queen with me!! THe King of Kniferz!!
Together Bila, we can destroy the sporks!! and we shal reign!!!!!!MUAHAHAHA

You might be queen of lard but your lard is too lardy! Watch as my knifies slice through your lardy body! *pelts lardy Tocho with knives* MUAHAHAH

[Bila]

*hands fish to Tarkah* Plenty more where that came my king! *nods wisely* And I would be honored to be a kinfer! Haha, look at pointy butcher knife. *wink wink* It is incredibly sharp and shall penetrate all that is squishy. *flies through air and hits Tamra* Oops. Hehe. *hides behind Tarkah*

[Zasphra]

NEUUU *muffled from eating Tamra's tail* Ism Mmym Fimshy!Gmety Amwaym! *throws a spoon at Tarkah*

Zephmy! Getm Ma Fishmy!

[Tarkah]

Muahaha yes pointy *strokes knifes blade and purrs*
With this knife we shall defeat all you mere sporks!!

*watches as spoon comes peltign towardss Tarkah but is really aiming for Bila =P

NEEUU! My queen!! *dives to protect Bila*
Is pelted by spoon and sprawled on ground.*
Bila you must fight go on!! our children will aid you!!
Go mini knifies!!

[Tamra]

*is not squishy and therefore saved from pointy knifer*
*mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*
*is chewed on, yet due to non squishyness, can not feel silly wuffie breaking all her canines*
*mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*

[Zasphra]

NEU!!! do not underestimate the POWER OF THE SPORKS!!! *puts on a hat that says "Super Sporks"* SPORKS TO THE RESCUE! *tries flying with Tamra's tail STILL in her mouth*

u dont taste like licorice!!! * stabs Tamra's tail with a spork in frustration*

[Bila]

NEOOO! Tarkah, do not leave me! *tears at hair and beats chest* Look what your evil sporkiness has done! How can you be so evil as to kill the king of knives. *sobs* I can't go on!