Post by Ivee on Dec 7, 2005 12:46:42 GMT -5
(this seemed like an appropriate place to put this. for my purposes anyway.)
hi! I'm Ivee for those who don't know me already, i may not post too often because i tend to forget and I'm not online as much as I used to be anymore, but I hear way too much about this website than can be good for my health. since I am unfortunate enough to know Serg in RL, I escaped Fennie long ago, I've yet to pull the same trick on our little First.
anyway, since I've been abandoned at Serg's place, I've been given free run on his computer, so i thought I'd give you the oppurtunity to read some of the quotes that best describe, and embarass, the lovely admin team. I have Fennie working on digging up some quotes, cause yeah..
if you happen to talk to any Alpha or admin, please feel free to rummage through your chat logs and IM me or Fennie with some fabtastic quotage.
Fen - since Ivee is so inactive, IM me or Tor instead.
and this is a piece of work under construction. so feel free to help me stalk admins and alphas to finish it. ^.^[/color]
now i'm starting to think there might be a high liklihood that I won't be waking up tomorrow morning.
The One and Only. - Tor
'why does everybody think im drunk?!' (because its not normal to be singing about apples and bananas maybe? =P)
'Calil: damn i jsut called him beany in the convo >.<
Fëagaer: *snickers* eeeexcellent
Calil: curse you =P' (calling her boyfriend by the name Fennie picked, rather than his real name. clever.)
'oooh i'm an oddball and proud!'
'Calil: oh wait
Calil: i get ya =P
Calil: i...think..
Calil: 0_o
Fëagaer: =P
Calil: *is sooo slow* >.<' (one of these days... we love you really Tor =P ^_^)
Tor - And a convo I found from March 2004 between myself and Fennie -
Calil ~ I wh: *nods head so much her head falls off*
Fëa: *watches head roll around on the floor* interesting.. *reattaches head*
Calil ~ I wh: *huggles fea for applying her head back on* i hope you used super glue cause it might happen again if i do thi- *head falls of as she nods*
Fëa: aah .. superglue... riight!!
Fëa: *glues back back on and hopes she didnt do it backwards*
Calil ~ I wh: *looks down and sees her bum*this isn't right...*ponders over what is wrong*
Fëa: uh-oh ...
Fëa: *doesnt know whether to flee or not*
Calil ~ I wh: *realises what is wrong and turns to look at the edgy and shifty footed fea, feeling a little unappy on how she is positioned.* please fix this!! *hands scalpaul
Is it just me...or was I slow in 2004 as well?
The Ever So Grouchy (and probably high) - Fenris
‘right thats it. shoot me now. for the good of the human race. shoot me. SHOOT ME!
...
wait.. since when did i care about the good of mankind?’
‘so I’m carrying your baby and intending to serve it in some new-fangled, posh, and overpriced meal. What exactly is so cruel about that? Its my baby too you know!’
‘for the second time, I’m not high. Just, not low neither… *a-hem*’
‘and im almost positive i saw a woman in the room with me just then. eep. im seeing things. now its definately time to stop the drugs. >.<’
'me n sman druntj we luv n swans kikin holes in awakl' (Tor -If you would like translation to Fea's new years text, here it is -
'me and swan are drunk. we love...*something*...and swan's kicking holes in a wall' Heheh - quite different you think?)
'i not had no sleep again.. no sleep. caaaaaafffffffffiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee?! *g) =D'
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! =D *huggleglomps* and if anyones beaten me to it i shall have to hunt them down and kill them in a rather painful manner *grins*' (Tor - Sent at 12.09 am - the earliest part of my birthday anyone could muster up or be bothered to say happy birthday at. Congrats fea =P)
'hm..ive had two hours of sleep and im starving! to the point where im considering eating oil pastels..which colour you reckon would taste the best? blue? red?'
''i promised you more random crap so here tis my pretty one =P
da da babies are heeere!
remind me to marry you off to Pil-ze. ye would make a fine duo ye would' (Tor - No sleep again there fea by any chance? =P)
'why? cause im great.'
“hmm, their heads are resembling giant balloons being filled with too much air.. lets take a pin to them! ^.^ or nine-inch nail whichever ya'll prefer.”
“what was her name changed to? hairy muff muff or something?”
“awwh, aint it sweet? lets go find him and knife him.”
Feagaer7: do it yourself you drunken freak
Sereg Draug14: no, cause i seem to remember someone saying they'd do it for me as a favour
Feagaer7: eh, since when am i ever that nice?
Sereg Draug14: you arent. you're a b*tch remember?
Sereg Draug14: but i think you were on drugs.
Feagaer7: i am right now. whats your point?
Fen: and... im so tempted to create a 'Hall Of Shame' ... for all the rubbish spelling and grammar mistakes that are so abundant on that site..
yeah, i was talking to Ziev. he was trying to get me to make it.. and now im tempted.
Fen: you reckon it'd p*ss people off??
Tor: lol! go ahead
the 'Hall of Fame' never really got up and running
Tor: people might see the funny side
Tor: unless they go by the name of <beep> or <beep>
Fen: well they can suck my big fat hairy *beep*
Fen: righty-o i shall continue stalking-
Fen: i mean talking ...
Fen: to this german guy... >.<
Fen: *ahem*
=p
Tor: heheh, you wittle minxy-poo you =P
Fen: he started it.
Fen - i find it really interesting that i skived off college on thursday and by friday evening i was actually ill. just my bl**dy luck.
ah... exposure to Fea. its a terrible thing to be sure. be sure to note that you have my pity. not that that's worth much. but. i think i know your pain. being a Fea myself. i happen to be quite familiar with the workings of a Fea and the consequences of being in close proximity to one for long periods of time. or even short periods of time. and i forget where i was going with this. cept maybe to hint that Fennie is radioactive. and is so hot, that she is on fire. a stick on fire perhaps...
also.. a Fea tends to say alot of things about sticks, and things being on fire...
you know. ruining my hopes of robbing a bank should be illegal
Wolfbane
Haha, I love opossums; I just put the nasty parts in there to add to the stereotypical view of a opossum. Personally, I want one. A widdle tiny baby one to love and cuddle. Awwrrrr..
You're not alone, opossum-lover!
In other words, it's better irl, but I accept the envy. =P
-Shakes his bum- Come an' get it, Fen-darling. -smirks-
Ze Evil Drunkard - Serg
‘as soon as I stop being immodest, that’s a sure sign to kill me.’
‘I wasn’t drunk. I just had one or two… maybe… three or four… then maybe some more, wasn’t counting after the first one. I don’t really remember much of last night really.’
‘why does everyone think im some kind of alcoholic? … I really need to put my drink away if anyone is going to believe me when I say that don’t i?’
‘one of these days I’ll get my own back. One of these days… remind me to get my revenge on you will you?’
‘and i'll just sit right here and plot a way to make sure you all die a horrible and untimely death.’
Serg: its called a five-finger discount. Use it!
Steph: no, I think what you’re thinking about it called stealing, you can get in trouble for that you know.
Serg: only if you get caught.
(just for the record, this is an old quote from high school, and Steph had to get a new textbook but didn’t want to give in 60p cause she’s a stingebag for money like that.)
(mysterious lunatic hacks into his account and raids his outbox. hehehe)
'mmm unwashed internet geeks. best type there is. apart form the unwashed obese ones that is.
unwashed obese albinos. remind me to kill them all.'
'this is a morning Serg. morning Serg is not a happy Serg.'
'ok. its been figured out. we are going to be screwed. so screwed. rectally violated.'
'ok i shall fix it when im sober. my mates arrived, with alcohol. whats a guy to do?'
(talking about people volunteering to be Serg's mate) yeah. i can imagine. a whole one of them. Fennie would probably get Tasá in that line just to p*ss me off. and then that'd be it.
no wait, thinking about it, i'd probably get a load of newbies lining up just so they can get the role of Drappa. yeah, i can see it now.
'hi Serg!!! i'd b a ded gud Drapa!! plz can i b ur m8?? luv u loadz! =D=D=D'
The Lovably Insane Hyperactive One - Tarkah
‘why are people humping me? O.o ‘
‘WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAHHH.. I'll go off to my little corner now’
Ziev: whos your idol?
Tarkah: *thinks*
Ziev: atomic betty?
Tarkah: well when i was little it was sailor moon
Tarkah[/b}: i drew cheap hands =P
Tarkah: but its the style of drawing =P
Ziev: its not the style of drawing, lol what style has no hands?
Tarkah: handicap
Tarkah: retarded people
“ahaha im a poster! hang me on a wall!!” (on how she likes to post on TS)
“*gasps* did some one say....FISH?!?!”
I wanna be a hippy. They have colourful lives. I wanna go downstairs one morning and like. If my mom asks me, "does this colour make me look fat" I'll just say. RAINBOW. that reminds me. Never get cheated by a lepricaun. nor should one sleep with a Leppi because A) its unhygenic
B) you could get herpes C) its no fun D) just take the damn gold and run E) just ask Fennie
Cats are evil. And some words of wisdom for you cat owners: Cat fur sticks to eVERYTHING But the cat!
HEY HEY I know why they named Barbie Barbie. Its like Boobie. But they can't named Barbiie Boobie. So they had to improvise with the AR! Barbie doesnt need palstic surgery to make her boobies biggger. No. Instead we use playdo ^^ or w/e you call it. modelign clay. make it fluorescent modeling clay. Woo-wooo. Kau i'll stop talking about boobies now. But honestly why are they called Boobies? "yo chica. You put the 'Boo' in 'Bies' " Is that it people? Is it just some random pick up line, Well in that case I will use it on Fea-Fea.
Yo Fea FEa you put the boo in Bies. Now marry me.
See she's gonna fall for it, you watch.
[glow=black,2,300]Wee First Of The Balkar - Ziev
‘and we definately dont want fenris worshing pansies, especially around the Balkar. Yes, this is also an announcement. If you like Fenris, stay out of my pack.’
‘Lol poor Fennie. Maybe not the magic mushrooms, but the coffee shows, I'm afraid to say ahh its all fun and games right Fenris? =P’
‘Now wait just a second there Orion.
You can't just look at someone and run away crying, thats what panseys do. No more panseys, I can't have someone who's afraid of little goodie two shoes fenris in the Balkar Ranks now can I, now straighten up yourself, before I have myself and Serg organize boot camp.’
Ziev: tarkah tried to give me dog food
told me it was chicken
i was pretty much 'oh okay sure then'
then just before i put it in i was like 'dont you want some?'
then i caught on
it was a scam
they tried to make a fool out of me
infront of the children[/glow]
Born-Bald Bouncy Bobbly Bila-ness
“I'm just longing for the moment when she finds out...if she notices.”
“*sees cookies* Oh yes Tamra, you are VERY yummy looking. *rubs tummy and grins*. Especially that delicious cookie over there. *chews on Wolfbane*”
“No, but I got fish. *throws it at Talla and then shows off*”
“NEOOO! Tarkah, do not leave me! *tears at hair and beats chest* Look what your evil sporkiness has done! How can you be so evil as to kill the king of knives. *sobs* I can't go on!”
Ye Olde Evilness - Kanis
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended at being called a veteran...I definately don't like ancient tho...*scowls* (being told he was a veteran on TS)
The Zaney Zeph-ness
'*laughs* Yup thats right i called ya'll Ancient! *puffs out chest fur* what do you think you can do about it!? slap me with a fish? i think not. I'm to quick. *waggles eyebrows*'
Sexy Superglued Souper-dooper Shellfish - Shatocwnn
'No, you can't get rid of my that easily for I am not only Overlord, but am the QUEEN of LARD! *inflates chesT*'
The Former Frighteningly Frilly Feminine First - Tamra
'<deep manly voice> Bwahahaha, the First of the Balkar, *coughs* I mean FormerFirst of the Balkar, and thus can never be defeated!!!!! *thwaps weird Shato/Zephyr hyrbid thing with smoked kipper* Take that vile...erm...what are you again?'
And then we have amusing convos from the hidden admin board… because Serg left me alone with access to his account and Fennie is allowing me to use it to look at their little board thing. =) im a good little varg really.
Here we have the conversation that Serg prayed would never leave the admin board. Lol!
(also conversations from msn and stuff)
Cwen: *chuckles* Yes you shall Chalos and yes you do that Sergy-poo *strokes your lucious pink hair*
Serg: pink?
Cwen: Yes Serg...that's what I said. Pink ^_^
Don't lie now...you know it's true that you have the fairest fushia coloured hair in Britain =)
Serg: yes, but we know we dont talk about that now dont we?
you're breaking rule number 45, which is clearly stated in the guidebook.
Cwen: Rule number 45? *looks up her guidebook*
But I think of made a mistake. Rule 45 is the whole not mentioning that you enjoy doing ballet in a frilly, pink tutu around your bedroom...
I think the rule you're on about it number 129 - 'Do not talk about Serg's lucious pink locks in public places'
Serg: … Same difference.
Tor: Is it true Serg? You enjoy doing ballet around your room in a pink frilly tutu O-O
*shudders at the thought*
Fenris: i'll have you know Serg looks quite fine in a frilly pink tutu. at least the lads down at his local club appreciate it. oh you should have heard all the wolf whistles. *g* ^_^
Tarkah: oooh so sergie is famous? perhaps i shall pay you a visit to britaiin and gert his autograph? but then again his fans might chase me away. Better take that option out of my To-do list.
Chalos: Fennie, don't be saying that or I'll have to get my queer arse over to Serg's to get a looksie at what all the whistling was about ; )
Fenris: lol! yeah, im sure he'd appreciate that... and i think im going to get my ear bent backwards by him now. *grins*
Serg: not just your ear bent backwards Fen. you're going to die.
this wasnt in the small-print for when i signed up for this job you know.
Fiory: JUST KIDDING SERG!!! *pounces and hugs to nausiate him* =D[/color]
Serg: oh no no the damage is done now, cant pretend its all a joke, you know, behind this evil Balkar exterior is a young sweet sensitive wolf just waiting to come out... ... oh who am i kidding? now get this Fiory off me. *squirms*
Fen - mind you there are some friggin weird english
phrases
Ziev - yes
you lot went overboard thinking you were funny
Fen - we are funny
Ziev - haha....
=P
Fen - see!
made you laugh =P
Ziev - yeah im sure you'll be famous one day
can i have your autograph?
Fen - no. cause i dont like you. =P
Ziev - since your a bitch you have to slap people on their sunburns
do it
rack up your karma
Fen - i hate karma
it always comes back to kick me in the arse
Ziev - hahaha
cause karma hates you
Fen - it reeeally does.
see, this illness thing i think im getting? i bet you thats karma.
just cant remember what ive done likes
Ziev - if karma was real you'd be dead
Fen - ...
i wish =P
Ziev - =P
or since karma knows you want to die its keeping you alive to suffer hahahahah
that bites
Fen - yup.
Fen: apparently im still in the dog-house cause of when i got me tats
pfft, mothers. what's the use of them?
Serg: shoot it. problem solved!
Fen: naah, she still has her uses. for money, and cooking skills (since i cant live off charcoal) and if i ever need a pain in the arse.
Serg: if you ever need a pain in the arse, you can have my dog.
Fen: does the dog give me money and can the dog cook?
Serg: i dunno. you'd have to ask him.
Tor: my mother is out looking for a girlfriend...and she's drunk...
is that normal behaviour? 0-o
Fen: 0-o she's turning lesbian?
what?
Tor: yeh...
my mother drunk = disaster
Fen: i know someone, and their mother recently got her ((nether-regions)) pierced... depends which you think is worse. =P
Tor: ok...that piercing one is worse 0-0
( PG13ness... >.< )
again, in a conversation with Tor about the strange characters some people have on TS.
Fen: to be honest, i think you should crack down on them all, before they get out of hand. and we get a wolf that is crossed with a cheetah, or an elephant, or a fish.
oh god. amphibious wolves 0_0
(Fen, in the middle of creating the Hall Of Shame, and ranting about bad grammar. P.S. dont follow the address.)
Ziev: who notices these things? =P
Fen: i mean im fine on msn, because its sorta spaced out. but there are really just too many of them on one site. and msn is a chatty thing.
Ziev: yeah, you even throw in the full stops
on msn that is
Fen: what me?
habit.
Ziev: i am great. i use periods. love me more cause i get turned off by bad grammar. =P
Fen: im going to hit you soon.
and its not gonna be pretty
(later)
Fen: go on goatse.cz ... amusing. =D
Ziev: f*ck you
just ruined my day
right there
Fen: you clicked? ^^
Ziev: cause i thought you were trustable
Fen: weeeeell. i told you i'd hit you soon.. and since i cant do it properly, i have to get my revenge in different ways
Ziev: that was unnnecessary
Fen: no it wasnt
Ziev: yes it was
uncalled for
completely
AUGH
hi! I'm Ivee for those who don't know me already, i may not post too often because i tend to forget and I'm not online as much as I used to be anymore, but I hear way too much about this website than can be good for my health. since I am unfortunate enough to know Serg in RL, I escaped Fennie long ago, I've yet to pull the same trick on our little First.
anyway, since I've been abandoned at Serg's place, I've been given free run on his computer, so i thought I'd give you the oppurtunity to read some of the quotes that best describe, and embarass, the lovely admin team. I have Fennie working on digging up some quotes, cause yeah..
if you happen to talk to any Alpha or admin, please feel free to rummage through your chat logs and IM me or Fennie with some fabtastic quotage.
Fen - since Ivee is so inactive, IM me or Tor instead.and this is a piece of work under construction. so feel free to help me stalk admins and alphas to finish it. ^.^[/color]
now i'm starting to think there might be a high liklihood that I won't be waking up tomorrow morning.
The One and Only. - Tor
'why does everybody think im drunk?!' (because its not normal to be singing about apples and bananas maybe? =P)
'Calil: damn i jsut called him beany in the convo >.<
Fëagaer: *snickers* eeeexcellent
Calil: curse you =P' (calling her boyfriend by the name Fennie picked, rather than his real name. clever.)
'oooh i'm an oddball and proud!'
'Calil: oh wait
Calil: i get ya =P
Calil: i...think..
Calil: 0_o
Fëagaer: =P
Calil: *is sooo slow* >.<' (one of these days... we love you really Tor =P ^_^)
Tor - And a convo I found from March 2004 between myself and Fennie -
Calil ~ I wh: *nods head so much her head falls off*
Fëa: *watches head roll around on the floor* interesting.. *reattaches head*
Calil ~ I wh: *huggles fea for applying her head back on* i hope you used super glue cause it might happen again if i do thi- *head falls of as she nods*
Fëa: aah .. superglue... riight!!
Fëa: *glues back back on and hopes she didnt do it backwards*
Calil ~ I wh: *looks down and sees her bum*this isn't right...*ponders over what is wrong*
Fëa: uh-oh ...
Fëa: *doesnt know whether to flee or not*
Calil ~ I wh: *realises what is wrong and turns to look at the edgy and shifty footed fea, feeling a little unappy on how she is positioned.* please fix this!! *hands scalpaul
Is it just me...or was I slow in 2004 as well?
The Ever So Grouchy (and probably high) - Fenris
‘right thats it. shoot me now. for the good of the human race. shoot me. SHOOT ME!
...
wait.. since when did i care about the good of mankind?’
‘so I’m carrying your baby and intending to serve it in some new-fangled, posh, and overpriced meal. What exactly is so cruel about that? Its my baby too you know!’
‘for the second time, I’m not high. Just, not low neither… *a-hem*’
‘and im almost positive i saw a woman in the room with me just then. eep. im seeing things. now its definately time to stop the drugs. >.<’
'me n sman druntj we luv n swans kikin holes in awakl' (Tor -If you would like translation to Fea's new years text, here it is -
'me and swan are drunk. we love...*something*...and swan's kicking holes in a wall' Heheh - quite different you think?)
'i not had no sleep again.. no sleep. caaaaaafffffffffiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeee?! *g) =D'
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! =D *huggleglomps* and if anyones beaten me to it i shall have to hunt them down and kill them in a rather painful manner *grins*' (Tor - Sent at 12.09 am - the earliest part of my birthday anyone could muster up or be bothered to say happy birthday at. Congrats fea =P)
'hm..ive had two hours of sleep and im starving! to the point where im considering eating oil pastels..which colour you reckon would taste the best? blue? red?'
''i promised you more random crap so here tis my pretty one =P
da da babies are heeere!
remind me to marry you off to Pil-ze. ye would make a fine duo ye would' (Tor - No sleep again there fea by any chance? =P)
'why? cause im great.'
“hmm, their heads are resembling giant balloons being filled with too much air.. lets take a pin to them! ^.^ or nine-inch nail whichever ya'll prefer.”
“what was her name changed to? hairy muff muff or something?”
“awwh, aint it sweet? lets go find him and knife him.”
Feagaer7: do it yourself you drunken freak
Sereg Draug14: no, cause i seem to remember someone saying they'd do it for me as a favour
Feagaer7: eh, since when am i ever that nice?
Sereg Draug14: you arent. you're a b*tch remember?
Sereg Draug14: but i think you were on drugs.
Feagaer7: i am right now. whats your point?
Fen: and... im so tempted to create a 'Hall Of Shame' ... for all the rubbish spelling and grammar mistakes that are so abundant on that site..
yeah, i was talking to Ziev. he was trying to get me to make it.. and now im tempted.
Fen: you reckon it'd p*ss people off??
Tor: lol! go ahead
the 'Hall of Fame' never really got up and running
Tor: people might see the funny side
Tor: unless they go by the name of <beep> or <beep>
Fen: well they can suck my big fat hairy *beep*
Fen: righty-o i shall continue stalking-
Fen: i mean talking ...
Fen: to this german guy... >.<
Fen: *ahem*
=p
Tor: heheh, you wittle minxy-poo you =P
Fen: he started it.
Fen - i find it really interesting that i skived off college on thursday and by friday evening i was actually ill. just my bl**dy luck.
ah... exposure to Fea. its a terrible thing to be sure. be sure to note that you have my pity. not that that's worth much. but. i think i know your pain. being a Fea myself. i happen to be quite familiar with the workings of a Fea and the consequences of being in close proximity to one for long periods of time. or even short periods of time. and i forget where i was going with this. cept maybe to hint that Fennie is radioactive. and is so hot, that she is on fire. a stick on fire perhaps...
also.. a Fea tends to say alot of things about sticks, and things being on fire...
you know. ruining my hopes of robbing a bank should be illegal
Wolfbane
Haha, I love opossums; I just put the nasty parts in there to add to the stereotypical view of a opossum. Personally, I want one. A widdle tiny baby one to love and cuddle. Awwrrrr..
You're not alone, opossum-lover!
In other words, it's better irl, but I accept the envy. =P
-Shakes his bum- Come an' get it, Fen-darling. -smirks-
Ze Evil Drunkard - Serg
‘as soon as I stop being immodest, that’s a sure sign to kill me.’
‘I wasn’t drunk. I just had one or two… maybe… three or four… then maybe some more, wasn’t counting after the first one. I don’t really remember much of last night really.’
‘why does everyone think im some kind of alcoholic? … I really need to put my drink away if anyone is going to believe me when I say that don’t i?’
‘one of these days I’ll get my own back. One of these days… remind me to get my revenge on you will you?’
‘and i'll just sit right here and plot a way to make sure you all die a horrible and untimely death.’
Serg: its called a five-finger discount. Use it!
Steph: no, I think what you’re thinking about it called stealing, you can get in trouble for that you know.
Serg: only if you get caught.
(just for the record, this is an old quote from high school, and Steph had to get a new textbook but didn’t want to give in 60p cause she’s a stingebag for money like that.)
(mysterious lunatic hacks into his account and raids his outbox. hehehe)
'mmm unwashed internet geeks. best type there is. apart form the unwashed obese ones that is.
unwashed obese albinos. remind me to kill them all.'
'this is a morning Serg. morning Serg is not a happy Serg.'
'ok. its been figured out. we are going to be screwed. so screwed. rectally violated.'
'ok i shall fix it when im sober. my mates arrived, with alcohol. whats a guy to do?'
(talking about people volunteering to be Serg's mate) yeah. i can imagine. a whole one of them. Fennie would probably get Tasá in that line just to p*ss me off. and then that'd be it.
no wait, thinking about it, i'd probably get a load of newbies lining up just so they can get the role of Drappa. yeah, i can see it now.
'hi Serg!!! i'd b a ded gud Drapa!! plz can i b ur m8?? luv u loadz! =D=D=D'
The Lovably Insane Hyperactive One - Tarkah
‘why are people humping me? O.o ‘
‘WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAHHH.. I'll go off to my little corner now’
Ziev: whos your idol?
Tarkah: *thinks*
Ziev: atomic betty?
Tarkah: well when i was little it was sailor moon
Tarkah[/b}: i drew cheap hands =P
Tarkah: but its the style of drawing =P
Ziev: its not the style of drawing, lol what style has no hands?
Tarkah: handicap
Tarkah: retarded people
“ahaha im a poster! hang me on a wall!!” (on how she likes to post on TS)
“*gasps* did some one say....FISH?!?!”
I wanna be a hippy. They have colourful lives. I wanna go downstairs one morning and like. If my mom asks me, "does this colour make me look fat" I'll just say. RAINBOW. that reminds me. Never get cheated by a lepricaun. nor should one sleep with a Leppi because A) its unhygenic
B) you could get herpes C) its no fun D) just take the damn gold and run E) just ask Fennie
Cats are evil. And some words of wisdom for you cat owners: Cat fur sticks to eVERYTHING But the cat!
HEY HEY I know why they named Barbie Barbie. Its like Boobie. But they can't named Barbiie Boobie. So they had to improvise with the AR! Barbie doesnt need palstic surgery to make her boobies biggger. No. Instead we use playdo ^^ or w/e you call it. modelign clay. make it fluorescent modeling clay. Woo-wooo. Kau i'll stop talking about boobies now. But honestly why are they called Boobies? "yo chica. You put the 'Boo' in 'Bies' " Is that it people? Is it just some random pick up line, Well in that case I will use it on Fea-Fea.
Yo Fea FEa you put the boo in Bies. Now marry me.
See she's gonna fall for it, you watch.
[glow=black,2,300]Wee First Of The Balkar - Ziev
‘and we definately dont want fenris worshing pansies, especially around the Balkar. Yes, this is also an announcement. If you like Fenris, stay out of my pack.’
‘Lol poor Fennie. Maybe not the magic mushrooms, but the coffee shows, I'm afraid to say ahh its all fun and games right Fenris? =P’
‘Now wait just a second there Orion.
You can't just look at someone and run away crying, thats what panseys do. No more panseys, I can't have someone who's afraid of little goodie two shoes fenris in the Balkar Ranks now can I, now straighten up yourself, before I have myself and Serg organize boot camp.’
Ziev: tarkah tried to give me dog food
told me it was chicken
i was pretty much 'oh okay sure then'
then just before i put it in i was like 'dont you want some?'
then i caught on
it was a scam
they tried to make a fool out of me
infront of the children[/glow]
Born-Bald Bouncy Bobbly Bila-ness
“I'm just longing for the moment when she finds out...if she notices.”
“*sees cookies* Oh yes Tamra, you are VERY yummy looking. *rubs tummy and grins*. Especially that delicious cookie over there. *chews on Wolfbane*”
“No, but I got fish. *throws it at Talla and then shows off*”
“NEOOO! Tarkah, do not leave me! *tears at hair and beats chest* Look what your evil sporkiness has done! How can you be so evil as to kill the king of knives. *sobs* I can't go on!”
Ye Olde Evilness - Kanis
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended at being called a veteran...I definately don't like ancient tho...*scowls* (being told he was a veteran on TS)
The Zaney Zeph-ness
'*laughs* Yup thats right i called ya'll Ancient! *puffs out chest fur* what do you think you can do about it!? slap me with a fish? i think not. I'm to quick. *waggles eyebrows*'
Sexy Superglued Souper-dooper Shellfish - Shatocwnn
'No, you can't get rid of my that easily for I am not only Overlord, but am the QUEEN of LARD! *inflates chesT*'
The Former Frighteningly Frilly Feminine First - Tamra
'<deep manly voice> Bwahahaha, the First of the Balkar, *coughs* I mean FormerFirst of the Balkar, and thus can never be defeated!!!!! *thwaps weird Shato/Zephyr hyrbid thing with smoked kipper* Take that vile...erm...what are you again?'
And then we have amusing convos from the hidden admin board… because Serg left me alone with access to his account and Fennie is allowing me to use it to look at their little board thing. =) im a good little varg really.
Here we have the conversation that Serg prayed would never leave the admin board. Lol!
(also conversations from msn and stuff)
Cwen: *chuckles* Yes you shall Chalos and yes you do that Sergy-poo *strokes your lucious pink hair*
Serg: pink?
Cwen: Yes Serg...that's what I said. Pink ^_^
Don't lie now...you know it's true that you have the fairest fushia coloured hair in Britain =)
Serg: yes, but we know we dont talk about that now dont we?
you're breaking rule number 45, which is clearly stated in the guidebook.
Cwen: Rule number 45? *looks up her guidebook*
But I think of made a mistake. Rule 45 is the whole not mentioning that you enjoy doing ballet in a frilly, pink tutu around your bedroom...
I think the rule you're on about it number 129 - 'Do not talk about Serg's lucious pink locks in public places'
Serg: … Same difference.
Tor: Is it true Serg? You enjoy doing ballet around your room in a pink frilly tutu O-O
*shudders at the thought*
Fenris: i'll have you know Serg looks quite fine in a frilly pink tutu. at least the lads down at his local club appreciate it. oh you should have heard all the wolf whistles. *g* ^_^
Tarkah: oooh so sergie is famous? perhaps i shall pay you a visit to britaiin and gert his autograph? but then again his fans might chase me away. Better take that option out of my To-do list.
Chalos: Fennie, don't be saying that or I'll have to get my queer arse over to Serg's to get a looksie at what all the whistling was about ; )
Fenris: lol! yeah, im sure he'd appreciate that... and i think im going to get my ear bent backwards by him now. *grins*
Serg: not just your ear bent backwards Fen. you're going to die.
this wasnt in the small-print for when i signed up for this job you know.
Fiory: JUST KIDDING SERG!!! *pounces and hugs to nausiate him* =D[/color]
Serg: oh no no the damage is done now, cant pretend its all a joke, you know, behind this evil Balkar exterior is a young sweet sensitive wolf just waiting to come out... ... oh who am i kidding? now get this Fiory off me. *squirms*
Fen - mind you there are some friggin weird english
phrases
Ziev - yes
you lot went overboard thinking you were funny
Fen - we are funny
Ziev - haha....
=P
Fen - see!
made you laugh =P
Ziev - yeah im sure you'll be famous one day
can i have your autograph?
Fen - no. cause i dont like you. =P
Ziev - since your a bitch you have to slap people on their sunburns
do it
rack up your karma
Fen - i hate karma
it always comes back to kick me in the arse
Ziev - hahaha
cause karma hates you
Fen - it reeeally does.
see, this illness thing i think im getting? i bet you thats karma.
just cant remember what ive done likes
Ziev - if karma was real you'd be dead
Fen - ...
i wish =P
Ziev - =P
or since karma knows you want to die its keeping you alive to suffer hahahahah
that bites
Fen - yup.
Fen: apparently im still in the dog-house cause of when i got me tats
pfft, mothers. what's the use of them?
Serg: shoot it. problem solved!
Fen: naah, she still has her uses. for money, and cooking skills (since i cant live off charcoal) and if i ever need a pain in the arse.
Serg: if you ever need a pain in the arse, you can have my dog.
Fen: does the dog give me money and can the dog cook?
Serg: i dunno. you'd have to ask him.
Tor: my mother is out looking for a girlfriend...and she's drunk...
is that normal behaviour? 0-o
Fen: 0-o she's turning lesbian?
what?
Tor: yeh...
my mother drunk = disaster
Fen: i know someone, and their mother recently got her ((nether-regions)) pierced... depends which you think is worse. =P
Tor: ok...that piercing one is worse 0-0
( PG13ness... >.< )
again, in a conversation with Tor about the strange characters some people have on TS.
Fen: to be honest, i think you should crack down on them all, before they get out of hand. and we get a wolf that is crossed with a cheetah, or an elephant, or a fish.
oh god. amphibious wolves 0_0
(Fen, in the middle of creating the Hall Of Shame, and ranting about bad grammar. P.S. dont follow the address.)
Ziev: who notices these things? =P
Fen: i mean im fine on msn, because its sorta spaced out. but there are really just too many of them on one site. and msn is a chatty thing.
Ziev: yeah, you even throw in the full stops
on msn that is
Fen: what me?
habit.
Ziev: i am great. i use periods. love me more cause i get turned off by bad grammar. =P
Fen: im going to hit you soon.
and its not gonna be pretty
(later)
Fen: go on goatse.cz ... amusing. =D
Ziev: f*ck you
just ruined my day
right there
Fen: you clicked? ^^
Ziev: cause i thought you were trustable
Fen: weeeeell. i told you i'd hit you soon.. and since i cant do it properly, i have to get my revenge in different ways
Ziev: that was unnnecessary
Fen: no it wasnt
Ziev: yes it was
uncalled for
completely
AUGH
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