Sabla
Sikla
Warrior of Koran
Oh, Tarmy! Wherefore art thou?
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Post by Sabla on May 1, 2007 10:48:26 GMT -5
I swear, I think I was abducted by aliens. No, I'm not talking about the sci-fi UFO's, or crop circles, or creepy bug-eyed beings. I'm talking about my parents.
I'm sure I'm not alone. My parents have done some wierc-strange-and histerically funny things.
For instance, while I was at school, my mom was hungry and ate one of our Go-gurts. (I love those things) And as she got closer to the bottom, she squeezed it up (like all people do) but the tube had a turbo-power and shot up, through her hair, onto the ceiling. To this day it's still there.
And my dad, loves to talk about crap. Literally. He calls diarhea a 'fart with fluid drive', or say 'I could take a dump on a screen door and not even touch it'. Gross.
But it's not just my parents, my grandparents are aliens too. My grandma's favorite song is Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen. (Not that that's not cool, it's just wierd for a grandma)
I swear, I was switched at the hospital. And please, if I'm not the only one, please say so.
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Post by Shunké on May 1, 2007 15:01:41 GMT -5
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen. -sings- Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go round~! Love that song! XD
I don't think I was switch, reason being I look like my mom and am ambidextrous like my dad, but I convinced my youngest brother he was adopted. and I bet he was switched, if anything. ^^
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Sabla
Sikla
Warrior of Koran
Oh, Tarmy! Wherefore art thou?
Posts: 282
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Post by Sabla on May 4, 2007 7:03:57 GMT -5
Yeah, I look exactly like my mom.... You know what? I'm probably an alien too...
But it doesn't stop there. My grandma used to tell me as a child I had a chicken tattoo on my stomach. She always asked to see it, and after I was flustered enough to pull up my shirt and literally show her I didn't have a chicken tattoo, she said, "Oh, it all washed off but the butthole."
So yeah, I have a chicken ass tattooed on my stomach. (and for all you geniuses out there, it was my bellybutton.) So I was always quite flustered and picked on as a child, which is why I'm so mellow now. *laughs* Yeah, I'm gellin' like a melon. *snicker*
Just call me, WATERMELON!!
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Post by aaliyah on Jul 10, 2007 0:37:45 GMT -5
Scary..... I feel so sorry for you! I might be a total switch too, hopefully if I was my real parents are hip, awesome, and just leave me and my lonesomeness alone.
Why I think I am adopted/switched/taken is because I am totally not shy and everyone in my family is. My mom, my grandma, grandpa, uncles, aunts, cousins, pets, EVERYONE! (i am surprised they even got married) Another reason is because I <3 ROMANCE/COMEDY movies, but my mom/dad/grandma/grandpa/FAMILY loves to watch ACTION/ADVENTURE/HORROR! And another example, I AM A PREP!!! kinda, into boys, myspace, cheer leading, gymnastics..... but my family is into SPORTS/INTERNET/ they have NOOOOO life!!! even my sisters are that way. Please, someone, anyone, switch lives with me!!!
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