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Post by jaqco on Apr 12, 2006 17:52:39 GMT -5
[glow=black,2,3]I don't mind the jokes, really, but it's when people go up to you and say "Stupid blonde" or "dumb blonde". Or, which people are fond of doing at my school, assume you're stupid because you're blonde. That's what truely, irritates me. The jokes themselves, I can live with.
1. How do you kill a blonde? A: Give her a knife and tell he to mimick the retarded sign.
2. How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff marker at the bottom of the pull.
3. A blonde was hired at an M&M factory. The manager told her to thrown out all the defective M'M's. The first day, the pile was 3 inches high. The second day, it was 8. And the third day, with a pile of 13 inches, the manager came up to her and asked "What's wrong with these M'M's? And she said: "I was throwing out all the W's.".[/glow]
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Post by Renn on Apr 13, 2006 7:15:18 GMT -5
Can't say I get the third one.
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Post by Phyco on Apr 14, 2006 15:50:25 GMT -5
Renn what does a M look like turned upside down? xD hehe
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Post by Renn on Apr 16, 2006 9:01:39 GMT -5
Oh, quite funny I guess. Tor, what is your dyed hair colour?
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Post by Lydair on Apr 19, 2006 15:12:35 GMT -5
(-sighs- I wish I would stop forgetting about all these threads.) Okay- first with the emo hair cut. The 'real' () emo haircut is uberly spiky in the back, and it only falls across one side of your face, usually not any farther than your nose. Two- LOL, you gotta hate that, Zhentee. the whole stealing-other-people's-trends thing. xD And the fashion desginer thing was funny. LOL. Three- Dumb blonde jokes are funny, to me, but I have a hard time thinking that they are anything but innocent, unless its directed at someone. -hiss- My favorite one by far is the bridge one...anybody heard it? Three blondes were standing on an old bridge, looking down into the river. The first blonde said "I heard if we spin arond twice and then jump off the bridge, we can yell out something and then turn into it!" The blondes all spun around and jumped off. Blondie one yelled "Bird!" She turned into a bird and flew away. Blondie two yelled "Fish!", and fell into the river and swam away. Blondie three jumped off and panicked. "Oh, crap!" LOL...so its not THAT funny, but I love it. xD Four- What exactly is a chav to you guys? Up here (Or down, if you live in Michigan or canada. Or over here, if you live in Europe.) its a prep person...but maybe I'm mistaken...
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Post by Renn on Apr 20, 2006 11:59:11 GMT -5
That is not a funny joke.
Oh, and as for the chav, well, it is a strange subspecies of H. Sapiens reffered to as H. Chavians by some. The English ones usually involve hair that has had something done to it, such as curled and gelled and tied back in a ponytail. They tend to where trackie bottoms, trainers, duffle body warmers, headbands, ponytails, jewelry and are stupid idiots. Very common in my school.
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Post by Shunké on Apr 20, 2006 21:15:11 GMT -5
LOL, that was pretty funny, Lydair. No, we don't have chavs. Never even herd of 'em. We have two main groups: the African Americans (no offense to anyone, but that's how it really is) and all the rest. From the African Americans, it's the step team and jocks. From the rest, it's the Preps, jocks, Goths/punks/stoner's, rednecks, and freshmen. And, a little small group that's thankfully growing into the Anime freaks. (branched out from the goths/ punks, which is me!). Oh yeah, and the ROTC freaks. Yep, that's about it. Our school is full of stereotypes it's not even funny.
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